Pearly Gates 2

An Atlantic City tour bus crashes on it's way down the Jersey Turnpike. The three couples on board are Jewish, Irish and Greek. St. Peter greets the couples at the Pearly Gates one couple at a time and to each he asks the same questions;

What is your name?

-My name is Moishe Rabinowitz.

Why do you feel you deserve to be here in heaven?

-Well, we were a very religious couple of the Hebrew faith, no offense, and we raised three very good boys, all menshes. We gave to charity and never disobeyed the word of God. That I feel, merits our being here.

St. Peter's reply: You have a very lovely wife. What is her name?

-Her name is Penny.

St. Peter: "That's it out you go .... all you Jews ever think about is money money money - OUT.

The next couple comes forward and St. Peter asks the same questions to which the Irish Man reply that although they have no children it was the will of God and they accepted it, continuing to go to the Catholic church and praying every day while following the word of Christ in their lives. This they feel merit their entrance to the gates of heaven.

But when St. Peter asked the name of his wife he replied "Sherry" to which St. Peter yelled "That's it, booze booze booze that's all you Irish ever think about! OUT OUT OUT.

Well at this point the Greek husband very nervously turns to his wife and says "Fanny, I think we have a problem......"