Pepsi Generation

A planeload of Pepsi cola was flying over the deepest, darkest part of Africa. The plane developed engine trouble and went down. The Pepsi company sent out a search party and found the wreckage, but no sign of the Pepsi or crew. Finally they came upon a village of cannibals. They asked the chief if he had seen the crew and the Pepsi. The chief said, "Yep, we ate the crew and drank the Pepsi."

The rescuer said, "My gosh, did you eat their arms?"

"Yep ate the arms and washed it down with Pepsi."

The rescuer said, "My gosh, did you eat their legs?"

"Yep ate the legs and washed it down with Pepsi."

The rescuer then said, "I hate to ask this but, did you eat their---You know---things?"

The chief said, "No, THINGS go better with Coke."