Revenge on Iraq ?

Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton meet in Saddam's Palace to for a round of talks in a new peace process.

When Bill Clinton sits down he notices that on the arm of Saddam's armchair there are three buttons. They begin talking, and five minutes into the discussion Saddam presses the first button and a boxing glove springs out from no-where and punches Bill in the face. Saddam finds this very amusing and begins to chuckle. Mr Clinton ignores this in a hope to find peace.

Five minutes later Saddam presses the second button, which causes a boot to come out from under the table and kick Clinton in the shin. At this point Saddam is in fits of laugher nearly falling out of his seat.

Clinton is a tad pissed off but says to himself, "What the hell, if we can make peace, then it will all be worthwhile."

They continue their discussions and not five minutes later Saddam presses the third button which causes a boot to come out from under the table and repeatedly kick Clinton in the bollocks. (Thats balls to North Americans)

Clinton turns round to Saddam, who has finally fallen from his chair and is rolling around the floor in fits of laughter, and Clinton says, "I've had enough of this. I'm going back to Washington. We'll talk about this in a couple of weeks," and he storms out of the palace.

Two weeks later Saddam has come to the White House to finish off the talks. When he sits down he notices that there are three similar buttons on Bill Clinton's chair.

Saddam thinks to himself, "Clinton is obviously looking for revenge since he visited my palace, but I'm prepared."

They begin talking and Bill Clinton presses the first button. Saddam ducks expecting to be hit and Clinton bursts into laughter, but nothing happens to Saddam.

A few seconds pass and the talk restarts, then Clinton presses the second button. Saddam jumps out of his chair to dodge any oncoming attack and Clinton starts laughing again, but still nothing happens to Saddam.

Saddam sits back down, and as soon as he's sitting, Clinton presses the third button. Saddam dives to the floor, Clinton is laughing hysterically, but still nothing happens.

Saddam decides that he had enough of this game and says "Fuck this, I'm going back to Baghdad."

Through tears of laughter Clinton says, "What Baghdad?"