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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Christmas 
 
 



 









 

Santa's Dilemma

A beautiful innocent (?!? - ^v^) young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away."

Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go,
Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice,

"Oh Santa, don't run a mile;
just stay for a while..."

Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay."

Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go,
Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know."

She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay...."

Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says,
"HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay,
Can't get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!"




 







 
Santa is a woman... ~ Satan in Church

Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Christmas