Scottish Prize

A Scotsman had hit all the pubs in the neighborhood... So he nestled down along the curb for a nap.

Along come two lassies..they decide to see about the age old question"what's under the kilt"....they lift it up...OOOHHEEEE. 'he's got on just what he was born with'.

'What should we do?' one asks the other.

'Lets put my blue satin ribbon around his parts as a remembrance.'

Soon the Scotsman wakes to the call of nature and heads to the woods....as he raises his kilt he exclaims...."ooooheee! I donnna where ya beeen, laddddie...but you've won firs prize!!!!"