Slick Willie

Sang to the Beverly Hillbillies theme song...

Come let me tell a story `bout a man named Bill
Got `lected Prez and moved to Cap'tal Hill
Then one day he got an itchin' in his dork,
Quickly had to find a young intern to pork.

Poontang that is...
Big tits...........
Nice Hips..........

Made his first move, put his tongue upon her thigh,
If you ever get subpoenaed you'll deny, deny, deny.
Oral copulation is the thing we ought to do
The relationship's not improper if we never screw!

Servin' her country...
Swallowin' evidence...
Great job, Baby.......

Eighteen months had gone off without a catch
A perk of Presidents' is quality of the snatch
I declare no more of that trailor trash for me
Saves alot of money `cause interns work for free

Election Time again..
Time to Transfer.....
The Pentagon.........

Now Kenneth Starr has the incriminating tape
He's lucky she's 21 or it'd be statutory rape.
All of these distractions can really cause you pain
Decisions can't be made by the head without a brain!

They don't call me Slick Willie for nothin' ...
You'll watch me comeback - You hear!