Slogans Promoting Nat'l Condom Week

1. cover you stump before u hump

2. before u attack her, wrap your whacker

3. dont be silly, protect your willy

4. when in doubt, shroud your spout

5. dont be a loner, cover your boner

6. you cant go wrong if you sheild your dong

7. if you're not goin to sack it, go home and whack it

8. if you think she's spunky, cover your monkey

9. if you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize

10. it will be a sweeter if you wrap your peter.

11. she wont get sick if you wrap your dick

12. if you go in to heat, package your meat

13. while you're undressing venus, dress up your penis

14. when you take off her pants and blouse slip up your trouser mouse.

15. especially in december, gift wrap your member

16. never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.

17. dont be a fool, vulcanize your tool

18. the right selection will protect your erection

19. wrap it in foil before checking her oil

20. a crank with armor will never harm her

21. no glove, no love!