To the rhyme scheme and meter of Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss: Starr-I-Are: I'm here to ask, as you'll soon see- did you grope Miss Lewinsky? Did you grope her in your house? Did you grope beneath her blouse? Clinton: I did not do that here or there- I did not do that anywhere! I did not do that near or far- I did not do that Starr-You-Are! Starr-I-Are: Did you smile? Did you flirt? Did you peek beneath her skirt? And did you tell the girl to lie when called upon to testify? Clinton: I do not like you Starr-You-Are- I think that you have gone too far! I will not answer anymore- perhaps I will go start a war! The public's easy to distract- when bombs are falling on Iraq!
