Stolen Car

Edward walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A cop on the beat sees him and approaches. "Can I help you, fella?", asks the cop.

"Yesssh, ssshombody stol my car!" Edward replies.

The cop asks, "Okay, where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It was at the end of this key", Edward replies.

At this point the cop looks down to see that Edwards penis is hanging out of his trousers.

The cop asks Edward , "Hey buddy, are you aware that you're exposing yourself? "

Edward looks down sadly and moans, "OHHH GOD...they got Julie too!!! "