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Summary of the World

If we could shrink the Earth's population to a village of precisely 100 people ...... with all existing human ratios, it would look like this:

There would be 57 Asians, 21 Europeans, 14 from the Western Hemisphere (North and South) and 8 Africans.

51 would be female; 49 would be male;
70 would be nonwhite; 30 white.
70 would be non-Christian; 30 Christian.

50% of the entire world's wealth would be in the hands of only 6 people and all 6 would be citizens of the United States.
80 would live in substandard housing.

70 would be unable to read.
50 would suffer from malnutrition.

1 would be near death, 1 would be near birth

Only 1 would have a college education.
No one would own a computer


Contributed by: Peggy W



 







 
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