Summer Camps

Summer time is approaching quickly, and the kids want to go to camp. Camp is to be a fun filled time of joy, playing with the other kids, swimming, making crafts, and just "hanging out". With so many to choose from it would be easy to make a mistake and send your kid(s) to the wrong camp. The National Association of Camp Monitors has posted a list of camps that would probably not be suitable for your kids.


A list of summer camps you might want to avoid sending your kids to:

Monica Lewinsky's...............Camp Suckaweewee

President Clinton's...............Camp Getahoochie

Ellen DeGeneres'.................Camp Lickacoochie

Kenneth Starr's....................Camp Catchacrook

O.J. Simpson's....................Camp Killachick

Lorena Bobbitt's...................Camp Cutaweewee

Tonya Harding's...................Camp Clubaknee

Susan Smith's.....................Camp Blameabrotha

Tommy Lee's.......................Camp Kickachick

Michale Jackson's................Camp Wannabeawhitety

Louis Farrakhan's..................Camp Killawhitety