Thoughts on Children

Familiarity breeds children......

For adult education, nothing beats children.....

Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.....

Having children will turn you into your parents.....

If you have trouble getting your children's attention, just sit down and look comfortable.

Ill-bred children always display their pest manners.

Insanity is inherited; you get it from your kids.

It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.

It rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.