Thoughts to Ponder

"Have a nice day!" - 'Thank you, but I have other plans.'

"Meow" ...splat... "Aarf" ...splat... (raining cats and dogs)

"My God, it's full of stores!" - 2001: A Shopping Odyssey

"You want to be buried or cremated?" "Surprise me."

(A)bort (R)etry (I)nfluence with large hammer.

(c) Copywight Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved.

A penny saved is a Congressional spending oversight

Always forgive your enemies. They hate that!

Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!

Ambidextrose: able to put sugar in coffee with either hand

Atheism: A non-prophet organization

Cat bathing is a martial art

Chirpes: (n.) canarial disease, no tweetment.

Cream rises to the top...so do dead fish.

Daddy, why doesn't this magnet pick up this floppy disk?

Define: (n.) De ting you get for breakin de law

Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?

Eagles fly, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Entomology: I fear no weevil.