Ways to Reject Pickup Lines

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

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Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."

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Man: "Want to Dance?"

Woman: "No, thank you."

Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

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Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too.

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Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "Female impersonator.

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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized, go away!"

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A graying man in his 60's approaches a twenty-something with "Where have you been all my life?" She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet."

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Two young dudes are striding down the street and and one glances at a girl who has just walked by. She turns around and sneers at him, "What are you looking at?" His friend comes to the rescue: "He thought you were good looking. Man, was he was mistaken!"

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"Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

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Guy: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"

Gal: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"