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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Trivia 
 
 



 









 

Wild Trivia

* Dr. Seuss coined the word "nerd" in his 1950 book "If I Ran the Zoo"

* It takes 3000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year's supply of footballs.

* Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married. (The other 65% want to be. The grass is always greener...)

* There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.

* The world's termites outweigh the world's humans 10 to 1.

* Pound for pound (kilo for kilo), hamburgers cost more than new cars.

* When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year. (except in Seinfeld)

* On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

* In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined. (P.S. To the leaders on India: If you wanted to really show strength, you should of come up with some way to create a manmade hurricane - Now THAT would be one helluava accomplishment)

* Average life span of a major league baseball: 5 pitches.

* Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.

* Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.

* The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

* Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate. (Celery - What where they thinking???)




 







 
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Section: 1998 Humor
Category: Trivia