XMas Qs & As

Q: What is THE main reason Santa is so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children ?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.

Q: Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?
A: Because they were originally made for children but it's the fathers who want to play with them.

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
A: You do all the work, and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
A: They both have ornamental balls.

Q: How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive?" Olive?
A: Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and
call him names..."

Q: What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?
A: They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snow ladies ?
A: Snowballs.

Q: Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?
A: Because the snow blower was coming down the block.