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Section: 1999 Humor
 
 



 









 

Anagrams

An anagram, as you all know, is a word or phrase made by or rearranging the letters of another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at Scrabble.


A Decimal Point = I'm a Dot in Place
Astronomer = Moon Starer
Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Animosity = Is No Amity
Contradiction = Accord not in it
Desperation = A Rope Ends It
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one
Evangelist = Evil's agent
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Princess Diana = End Is A Car Spin
Semolina = Is No Meal
Slot Machines = Cash Lost in 'em (or me)
Snooze Alarms = Alas! No More Z's
The Earthquakes = That Queer Shake
The Morse Code = Here come Dots
The Public Art Galleries = Large Picture Halls, I Bet

AND HERE IS THE MOST INTRIGUING PART

Year Two Thousand = A Year To Shut Down


Contributed by: Cindy C.



 







 
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