Arkansas 2

I hope if you are from Arkansas you are not offended by any of these. However, the gentleman from Tennessee may feel a bit uneasy about some of the listed humor.

Did you hear about the new Three Million Dollar Arkansas State Lottery?

The winner gets 3 dollars a year for a million years.



What does a divorce in Arkansas and a tornado have in common?

Somebody's going to lose a trailer.



Why do folks from Arkansas go to the movie theater in groups of eighteen or more?

17 and under not admitted.



What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same room?

A full set of teeth.



Why did OJ Simpson want to move to Arkansas?

Everyone has the same DNA.



Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down?

Almost took out the whole trailer park.



A new law was recently passed in Arkansas.

When a couple gets a divorced, they're still brother and sister.



Read this one with a real southern drawllllllll..............

Two Arkansans are walking down the street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey, Bubba, what'cha got in th' bag?"

"Jus' some chickens."

"If I guess how many there are, can I have one?"

"I'll give you both of them."

"OK. Ummmmm......, five?"



The Arkansan and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "No," he replied. A few minutes later she asked, "Now do you want to get in the back seat?"

"No," he said again, "I wanna stay here in the front seat with you."