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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Drinking 
 
 



 









 

Bad Idea

This was taken from the Gwinnett Daily News on 11/26/90:

A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.

"I was only going 40!" the driver protested.

"Not according to my radar," the trooper said.

"Yes, I was!" the man shouted back.

"No you weren't!" the trooper said.

With that, the man's wife leaned toward the window and said, "Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."




 







 
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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Drinking