Birth Control

Three housewives were sitting around the kitchen table talking and drinking coffee, and the conversation got around to birth control methods. One housewife said that she and her husband used the pill. "It's been pretty foolproof for us. I wouldn't use anything else."

The second lady said, "Well, as you know, we're Catholic, so we just use the rhythm method. We've had a couple of accidents, but I guess it has worked pretty well."

The third lady had been silent, so the other two asked her what she used.

"Bob and I use the big eye-bucket method."

"What's that???"

"Well, I'm obviously a pretty big woman, and Bob is a lot shorter than I am.

He's got this thing where he likes to do it standing up. So he stands on a bucket, and when his eyes get big I kick the bucket out from under him."