Brunette Jokes

LONG AWAITED BRUNETTE JOKES

Well, the blondes finally got together and got back at them brunettes.
Here's their revenge:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache
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SHE WAS SO BLONDE THAT....

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put Sagittarius.

If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

When she heard that 90% of all crimes were committed around the home, she moved.

Did you hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her months to figure out she could use it at night.

What do you call nine blondes standing in a circle?
A dope ring.

Why can't blondes be pharmacists?
Because they can't fit the bottle in the typewriter.

What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the ocean?
An air pocket.

What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A whine cellar.

What do you call a freezer full of blondes?
Frosted Flakes
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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head all entered a contest to swim the breast stroke across the English channel. They all started at the same time. 22 hours later, the brunette struggled to shore, followed 45 minutes later by the red head. Hours go by and there is no sign of the blonde. Just as folks are about to give her up for lost, the blonde struggles to the shore and falls over totally exhausted. Everyone crowds around her, asking what happened. She says, "I hate to be a sorry loser, but I think the others cheated and used their arms."
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