Chinese couple

There is this just married Chinese couple decided to make love on the wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy a condom from a shop nearby.

When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in bed with all the lights switched off. While the husband is out, a thief came into the room. The wife did not notice this and thought that it was her husband. She grabs the man and happily begins screwing away. Afterwards, the wife was so exhausted that she feel asleep almost immediately.

In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents on him. He asked the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asks him which does he want... "The white condom, the lowest quality, are 15 cents each. The black condom, which are of average quality, are 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."

The husband, wanting the best condom for the money he had on him, bought the black condom. When he reach the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumps onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she enjoyed the session. Nine months later, the wife gave birth to a black baby boy.

Years later, when the boy grows up, he ask the father "Pa, why am I black and you are white?" To which the father replies "You are damn lucky already, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE!"