Country-Western song titles

THE BEST OF THE WORST COUNTRY-WESTERN SONG TITLES

* Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In the Bed.
* Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.
* Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
* How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
* I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
* I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling.
* I Got In At 2 With A 10 And Woke Up At 10 With A 2.
* I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine.
* I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
* I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About you.
* I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
* I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
* I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.
* I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonite.
* I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.
* I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You.
* If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
* If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.
* Mama Get A Hammer, There's A Fly On Papa's Head.
* My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus.
* My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.
* Please Bypass This Heart.
* She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.
* You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.
* You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.