Dinner Date

A college student falls head over heals for one of the girls in his class and asks her out to dinner. He is really crazy about her so he pools all of his savings and takes her to the nicest restaurant he can find, and encourages her to order whatever she wants. Well, she takes him to his word and orders and orders and orders and eats and eats and eats! As she packs away course after course, barely pausing to say a word, the poor student watches his life savings dwindle away. Finally, voice shaking, he tries to slow her down a little:

"Wow, you sure have quite an appetite. Do you eat at home like that too?"

"No." says the girl, "but then, my mom's not out to get laid, now is she?"