Dinner With Her Family

A guy was madly in love with a nice girl. After a suitable period of courting, the time finally came for him to be invited home to meet the family.

On that evening, our hero was very nervous as he knew that the girl's parents are what you might call a bit hoighty-toighty. So he scrubbed himself squeaky clean, put on his best clothes and behavior and arrived punctually to make a good impression.

After the customary introduction they all sat down at the dining table and commenced the dinner. Being rather nervous his stomach was starting to play up and before long he inadvertently let out a little "poof" which was nevertheless loud enough to be heard by all.

In what appeared to be a masterpiece of diplomacy the girl's father looked around and said in a stern voice to their dog Rover, who was curled up near to our hero's feet under the table, "Rover! Move away will you?" and everyone went on with their meal as though nothing had happened.

A little while later, our friend's tummy was really playing up and before he could stop it, there was a louder "boom" coming out of his bottom. Again the father looked to Rover and this time in a louder voice said, "Rover! I thought I told you to move away!" So for the second time our friend was saved by the girl's thoughtful and considerate father.

Towards the end of the dinner, the gas built up in his stomach was simply too much for him to contain, and suddenly he let out a long "spraaaat".

This time the girl's father got really upset and yelled to the dog,

"Look Rover! You better hurry up and move away before he shits all over you!"