Drinks Are On Me...

A guy walks into a crowded bar. He walks up to the bar and shouts "Drinks are on me.. ". As all the people in the bar go to get refills.

The generous man says to the bartender, "I wanna beer, and you have one too".

Anyway, 10 minutes passes and the bartender asks the man to pay the $754.30 bill for the round of drinks. Mr generosity says "I got no money..", so the bartender belts the absolute crap out of the dead beat and then throws him out on the street.

Another 10 minutes pass, and he walks into the bar again, and shouts "Drinks are on me.." and points to the bartender and says "But not for you, you get angry when you drink.."