Fertile

A young lady had just visited her doctor and he had informed her that she was pregnant. She had been married for ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share her good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her seemed as good as anyone with whom to share her happiness.

"Sir," she said, "I just received the best news you could ever imagine. I have to share it with someone, or I'll bust." She told him that the doctor had told her she was pregnant. The man shared her enthusiasm as he shared his experience.

He said he was a farmer, and he had trouble with his hens laying eggs. He stated that he went outto the hen house one morning and all of his hens had laid eggs. He was so happy. He added, "But confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially......me, too."