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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Halloween 
 
 



 









 

Halloween Dirty

Things that sound dirty at Halloween

10. She's a goblin!

9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.

8. Let me see your bag....OH! -You're having a great night!

7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.

6. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.

5. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.

4. Show me your jujubes and I'll let you see my Zag nuts.

3. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.

2. You scared me stiff!

1. He's got Candy spread out on the living room floor!




 







 
Halloween Costume 2 ~ Halloween Survival Guide

Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Halloween