Have You Seen These Movies?
Actual listing in the TV section of the Marin (CA) Independent-Journal:
Movie "The Wizard of Oz": Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman she meets, then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.
This is what happens when you have bunch of bored grad students on a rainy Friday afternoon. The main instigator was Malcolm Ryan; and his accomplices were: Mark Reid, Kyle Dean, Joe Thurbon, Jamie Westendorp, Waleed Kadous. As far as we know, this is original ...
Coming this season to a cinema near you, Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan star as...
...two meteorologists, struggling with severe weather, in:
You've Got Hail!
...two blind people, falling in love over dots on a page, in:
You've Got Braille!
...a petty crim and his defense lawyer, going to court, in:
You've Got Bail!
...and the heart-wrenching sequel, after he blows it:
You've Got Gaol!
...two American high school students, waiting for their College entrance results, in:
You've Got Yale!
...and their blurry initiation to the world of fraternities, in:
You've Got Ale!
...and comparing results after a stormy freshman year, in:
You've Got Fail!
...two Knights from the Court of King Arthur, donning their armor, in:
You've Got Mail!
...and return victorious from their lifelong quest in:
You've Got Grail!
...two old people, meeting again after so many years, in:
You've Got Frail!
...Captain Ahab and Moby Dick, in:
You've Got Whale!
...two lovers, eating escargot in a French restaurant, in:
You've Got Snail!
...two lusers, getting online for the first time, in:
You've Got AOL!
...two geologists, fall in love over a piece over sedimentary rock, in:
You've Got Shale!
...Charles Darwin and a monkey, arguing about evolution, in:
You've Got Tail!
...two yachtsmen, setting out on a leisurely cruise, in:
You've Got Sail!
...and the frightening sequel when the weather turns nasty, in:
You've Got Gale!
...and as the water level rises, they fight to stay afloat, in:
You've Gotta Bail!
...two female gymnasts, barred from the Sydney Olympics, when their hormone tests come back, in:
You've Got Male!
...two loaves of bread, left on the shelf for too long, in:
You've Got Stale!
...Jack and Jill, going up the hill, in:
You've Got Pail!
...two tycoons, forging the link to the West, in:
You've Got Rail!
...two S&M fetishists, taking their sport to new extremes, in:
You've Got Flail!
...a bride and her dressmaker, adding the final touches, in:
You've Got Veil!
...George and Barbara Bush, coping with poor preselection, in:
You've Got Quayle!
...Hansel and Gretel, finding their way home, in:
You've Got Trail!
...a Nazi soldier greeting his Fuhrer, in:
You've Got Heil!
...a car-dealer and his customer, agreeing on a price, in:
You've Got Sale!
...twelve notes, separated by semitones, in:
You've Got Scale!
...PhD students, compiling an enormous list of stupid puns, in:
We Got Bored.
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