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Section: 1999 Humor
 
 



 









 

Keeping myself pure

A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you" she said politely. "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."

"That must be rather difficult." the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much" she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."




 







 
K-9 Unit ~ Kids - The Natural Comedians

Section: 1999 Humor