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Liver And Cheese

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a drink when a good looking female Collie comes up to them and says, "Whoever can use the words 'liver and cheese' in a sentence can have me.

The Doberman says, "I love liver and cheese."
The Collie says, "That's not good enough".
The Bulldog says, "I hate liver and cheese."
She says, "That's not very creative."
Finally, Dinky, the Chihuahu says, "Liver alone......cheese mine."


Contributed by: rcote



 







 
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