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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Bill Clinton 
 
 



 









 

Naughty Parrot



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Hillary went into a pet shop and found a beautiful, colorful parrot. "Does this parrot talk?" she asked.

"Yes he does." he told her.

"But why is this one only $50 and all the others are $500?" she asked.

"Well, ma'am," the manager told her, "not everyone would want to own this parrot. He spent many years in a whore house and his language is terrible."

"Well, I want him," she said.

"Suit yourself," the manager shrugged.

When she got the parrot back to the White House, she uncovered his cage and admired the colorful bird. The parrot tilted his head to one side, looked her straight in the eye and said, "New house, new madam."

Hilary laughed. Soon Chelsea and a friend came in and began admiring the bird.

"New house, new whores," the parrot observed.

At first they were offended, but when Hilary explained about the bird's history, they too, laughed at him.

A few minutes later the President entered the living quarters. The parrot looked up from his feeder and said "Hi Bill"




 







 
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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Bill Clinton