New Blonde Secretary

A blonde secretary was recently hired at work. The first task the boss gave her was to go out for coffee.

Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby Starbucks coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" the blonde asked.

The Starbucks employee looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."