New Parrot

A lady walks into the pet shop wants to buy a parrot. The guy says ma'am I'm sorry but I am fresh out of parrots. The lady says thanks and gets ready to walk out the door when she hears something from back room that sounds like a parrot. The lady turns around and says to the man I thought you said you didn't have any parrots.

The guy says ma'am I'm sorry I lied I do have this one parrot but I don't want to sell it to you the lady says well why not well I just got it back from the whore house yesterday and he is still kind of bad mannered.

The lady says "that's ok I'll take it home and I'll train him, you've got yourself a deal."

The lady takes the parrot home and the parrot hollers out "new house, new madame". The lady says "no, no, no, this is my house and I am a housewife".

A little while later the daughter comes home from school and the parrot hollers out "new house, new madame, new girl" then he whistles.

The lady says "no, no, no, this is my house I am a housewife and this is my daughter".

Husband comes home. He's tired. He walks right into living room and the parrot hollers out "new house, new madame, new girl, same dude...
Hi George!!!!!!"