New Shirt

When I recently bought a t-shirt from a company called "East Beach", it came with this instruction sheet, which I found amusing:

OPERATING INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Pull garment on over head, placing arms through appropriate openings.

2. Finish with label at back of collar with design facing out. _Fashion note - tail can be worn out for casual or tucked in for formal_

3. Wear shirt to pre-determined occasion. _Important note - remove all tags or labels, such as this one, before wearing in public_

4. After shirt is sufficiently soiled, place in washing machine (note - for best results remove shirt)

5. Leave the shirt just the way you removed it - inside out. Wash warm water/cool rinse.

6. _Note - Xtreme shirts are NOT underwear - don't let your mother throw it in hot water, and keep her away from the bleach_

7. Dry on low heat, air or line dry.

8. Return garment to right-side out and repeat step 1.