No Respect

Men are like bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.

Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.

Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.

Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.

Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air,

Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.

Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.

Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap, Clingy and very easy to see through.

Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.

Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.

Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.

Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.