Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991

New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991.
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conservative - reactionary
The Establishment - White Power Elite
hearing person - temporarily aurally abled
sighted person - temporarily visually abled
blind - visually challenged
mute - vocally challenged
dead - metabolically different
alive - temporarily metabolically abled
ugly - aesthetically challenged
rude - politically correct (tm)
psychopath - socially misaligned
bald - follicularly challenged

pregnancy - parasitic oppression

janitor - sanitation engineer
dish washer - utensil sanitizer

dairy - where cows are raped
ranch - where cattle are murdered
egg ranch - where hens are raped

fishing - raping the oceans
farming - exploiting mother earth

paper bag - processed tree carcass
female - person of gender
horn-dog - person of ardor
drooling drunk idiot - person on floor