One Liners 2

(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened . . .

A HUSBAND'S FONDEST WISH...that he was doing all the things his wife suspects him of.

I bought some powdered water. What do I add?

My other computer is a CRAY.

CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot Washington D.C. (Y/n)?

It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole...

I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.