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Orientation in Heaven

Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to an orientation in heaven. During this orientation, they are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you".

The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man.".

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.".

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say `LOOK, HE'S MOVING!!!!'".




 







 
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