Pearly Gates: Henry Ford

Henry Ford went to Heaven upon his death and was given a warm welcome at the pearly gates. St. Peter, after completing the formalities, asked him how he would like to spend his time. Ford asked to have an audience with God, as he had a few things to straighten out with him regarding women. When the scheduled meeting took place, Ford was all over God attacking him for the flaws in his creation of women.

"Your creation is the most stupid work of engineering I ever saw. There is too much front end protrusion, the rear end wobbles too much, it chatters at high speeds and the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

Obviously, God doesn't like it too much. He thinks for a while and then leads Henry Ford to the Celestial Computer. He works with the enormous data-banks and in a few minutes there are beeps and all that, and out come a few charts and graphs.

"Look here, Mr. Ford. Despite all the flaws you pointed out, data shows that there are more men riding my product than yours."