Two guys were talking and one said 'hey, Frank, how's pilot school coming?' 'Terrible...I had to quit when I found out the instructor was gay' 'What difference does that make? Live and let live, I always say' 'You don't understand...he took me up to 5000 feet and said 'It's your buns or jump'' 'Holy Cow! Did you jump?' 'A little at first'
