Pollocks and a Camel

These two Pollocks go into the used car dealership to see what they might be able to procure. It turns out that they don't really have enough money for an actual used car, but it just so happens that the used car salesman has taken in a camel in trade, and he unloads it on them.

An hour later, however, they come walking back in to the dealership without their camel. He says, "What happened, boys? Where's your camel?"

"Well," one of them says, "things were going fine for a while. We were riding our camel down the street all right, but then we came to a stop light. This guy in a convertible pulls up next to us and says, 'Hey, look at the two assholes on that camel!' Well, we got off and got behind her to have a look, and the camel ran away without us."