Professional Careers

Four guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their Professional careers and lifestyles.

The first guy says, "I'm a YUPPIE... you know... Young, Urban, Professional."

The second guy says, "I'm a DINK..... you know... Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB.... you know Rich, Urban, Biker."

The fourth guy says, "I'm a DWIK..... you know... Divorced, With Kids."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies..... "I'm a WIFE ... you know, Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."