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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Microsoft 
 
 



 









 

Software and Gravity

A: "You can do wonderful things in software if you get rid of the assumption that Windows == Shit."

B: "But likewise you could do wonderful things in hardware if you got rid of the assumption that Gravity == 9.81 metres per second squared."

C: "But that's an invalid comparison. You can get rid of the gravity problem quite easily by a change of location -- but do you think Windows would get any better if you shot it to the moon?"




 







 
Smarter Sex ~ Some more quotes

Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Microsoft