They don't take American Express

Our office discussions somehow turned to charging hookers on your corporate card (I claim innocence) . The obvious problem is getting the expense account cleared with "Hooker" as a line item. We noticed through repeated arduous trials that the local strip club (the French Maid) shows up as "French Restaurant", and decided hookers would do the same thing. But what would they discretely call themselves?

"Laptop servicing", of course.