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Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Golf 
 
 



 









 

Togetherness

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"

The room really got quiet.

Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.

"Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it OK if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"




 







 
Together At Last ~ Traffic Violation

Section: 1999 Humor
Category: Golf