Traveling Sales Woman

A woman's car breaks down near a farmhouse. She goes up to the house and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, "My car has broken down, and it's Sunday night. Can I stay here for the night until I can get some help tomorrow?"

"I reckon," drawls the farmer, "but I don't want you messin' with my sons, Jed and Luke."

After everyone's gone to bed, the woman quietly goes into the teenagers' room and says, "I'm going to teach you the ways of the world. I don't want to get pregnant, so you'll have to wear condoms." She puts condoms on the boys, and the three of them go at it all night long.

Sixty years later, Jed and Luke are sitting on the porch in their rockers.

Jed says, "Luke, remember that woman who came by here years ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah," says Luke. "I remember."

"Do you care if she gets pregnant?" Jed asks.

"Nope," says Luke. "I guess not."

"Me neither," says Jed. "Let's take these things off."