Triplets

There was an Illinois dirt farmer, who had a beautiful set of triplet daughters. Of course he was very protective of them, and would not allow them to date. On Saturday evenings he would sit on the porch with his double barrel, waiting for the young men who would come calling for the girls.

One Saturday evening, as usual, there he was on the porch with his shot gun, as a young guy walked up to the house. He said: " My name is Joe and I would like to know if your daughter Flo can go to a show"

The Dad thought about it, and said, I've been chasing you boys away from my daughters for years, and have never heard anything as cleaver as that. You must be a smart, intelligent young man with a bright future. He yelled into the house, "Flo, get down here, there's a young man out here that wants to take you to the movies". Flo races out to the porch to meet her date. After they promise to be home by 10:00, they're gone.

The old man just smiled, as he thought about the line.

Then appeared another young guy who said: " My name is Eddie and I would like to ask Betty If she would like to go out for a plate of spaghetti".

The Dad thought about it and finally called Betty out to the porch. He said, " Betty this young man wants to take you out for supper, be home by 10:00" He couldn't believe it, two good, smart, young suitors in one night, he was proud.

Then a third guy approached the porch and said:

" My name is Chuck and

Boooom with both barrels!!