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Van Gogh's family

After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist,

Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives. Among them were:

His little known, obnoxious brother...Please Gogh

His dizzy aunt...Vertie Gogh

The brother who ate prunes...Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store...Stopin Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia...U Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white...Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois...Chica Gogh

His magician uncle...Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin...Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother...Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach...Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle...Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt...Tan Gogh

The bird loving uncle...Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst...E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin...Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking...Way to Gogh

The little bouncy nephew...Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco...Go Gogh

His ne'er do well cousin...Fartoo Gogh

And, last but not least,

His niece who travels the country in a large van....Winnie Bay Gogh


And there ya Gogh !


Contributed by: Tom S



 







 
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