Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist was on stage doing his act. The dummy kept telling one Aggie joke after another.

After a few minutes, a man in the audience stood up and shouted, "Hey, I'm an Aggie, and I am offended that Aggies are considered to be stupid".

The ventriloquist replied in earnest, "I'm terribly sorry sir, I didn't mean to offend anyone".

The Aggie shouted back, "You shut up, I'm talking to the little guy there".